Girl: You are so judgemental.
Guy: No I'm not.
Girl: Don't you remember at that party? You were making fun of some girl because the back of her bra was hanging out.
Guy: Was she fat? She was probably fat.
While driving back to school: "Okay ... don't just run into me when I offer you a spot with forgiveness in my heart ... I fuckin' HATE you!!!!"
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