Girl One: "I broke a nail yesterday so I'm going in for a manicure. Daddy won't be happy with two manicures in one week, but what am I supposed to do?!"
Girl Two: Nods head in approval
Tri-Delta Chick: "Ew, a debit card?! Just get a credit card so you don't have to pay for anything."
Girl: I know all the dick sizes of my guy friends
Guy: Seriously? You're still trying to guilt me after you're dead? What a bitch!
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