At a party...
Dude 1: Yeah, [Dude 2], I ain't know girls were up on you like THAT.
Dude 2: Yeah, well, my friends call me SLAYER.
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Girl @ her 21st Birthday: "I had seven. SEVEN. SEVVVVEEEENNN."
"My phone--FELL. On the floor. And it shattered. Into a MILLION PIECES! Or just three."
"Then Yori, this MAN, he's in the band! He SAVED ME"
"They took away my straw"
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Journalism Major: I was taking my test, and it goes, "What is photosynthesis?" And I got excited and wanted to put a lot of exclamation points and smiley faces ... but then I thought my professor wouldn't appreciate that.
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Girl in a pseudo-French accent: "I care, I just take my care and turn it into ... pah! I spit at you!"
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Girl: "I asked him if he would change his name, and he was like, what, like [Girl’s last name-Boy’s last name]? And I was like, no, what about something like McNeill?"
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Girl One: Rainbow?! I would kill myself if my name was Rainbow!
Girl Two: I would kill myself if my name was Unique! That's like naming your kid Special!
Girl One:"It's not the name. It's the kid. Like I could name her Trash Can and I'd still love 'er."
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