Overheard at Drexel University
Girl:"I saw your comment!"
Guy:"We don't talk about facebook away from facebook!"
Overheard at University of Pennsylvania
Girl One: Rainbow?! I would kill myself if my name was Rainbow!
Girl Two: I would kill myself if my name was Unique! That's like naming your kid Special!
Girl One:"It's not the name. It's the kid. Like I could name her Trash Can and I'd still love 'er."
Overheard at East Carolina University
girls standing in line at the dining hall

girl 1: "Yeahhh, he was from like Maryland or something."
girl 2: "Isn't that in like, Virginia or something?"
girl 1: " Yeah, I think so..."
Overheard at Harvard University
In reference to planned trip to Japan:"They're gonna be speaking Hindi to each other as the plane goes down, and I'll be like AHHHHH!!!!"
Overheard at Penn State University
Outside Finlay Commons
Guy 1: Yeah, so I had a nice night.
Guy 2: Yeah me too. Thanks for playing with my penis, too.
Overheard at Penn State University
On Pugh outside Mad Mex, Monday
Dude: Dude if you ever pick up two hot chicks I will definitely take the lesser of the two.
Overheard at University of Virginia
Abstinence is like sobriety at UVA, it's just not acceptable.
Overheard at University of Pittsburgh
Guy: Once you wipe your ass with baby wipes, there's no turning back.
Overheard at Princeton University
Overheard in Whitman:
Guy 1: I think Mexico would have been better off if the French hadn't been defeated on Cinco de Mayo
Guy 2: Yeah, for one, they would be speaking French instead of Mexican
Guy 1: yeah
Overheard at Penn State University
Near Chemistry Building:

Girl (on phone): By the end of the night I was drinking, like half a cup of moonshiiiiiine and just a liiiiitle bit of juice, half a cup of 99 Bananas yeahhh.... yeah she was throwing up all over the place (laughs) I got her naked. I showed her the pictures later and she was like "nooooooo!"
Overheard at East Carolina University
Walking downtown: I'm looking for my son Nemo, P Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney!
Overheard at Vanderbilt University
Guy: Seriously? You're still trying to guilt me after you're dead? What a bitch!
Overheard at Villanova University
While driving back to school: "Okay ... don't just run into me when I offer you a spot with forgiveness in my heart ... I fuckin' HATE you!!!!"
Overheard at East Carolina University
Guy driving down the street yelling at me and my girlfriend.
"LESBIANS!"
Why yes good sir we are.
Overheard at Temple University
Girl One : So, have you made your decision yet?
Girl Two: [very frank tone] Well, I've decided not to drink during the week.